I have my six month postpartum appointment today. It is sad that I actually look forward to going to my doctor. He's a cool guy. We have a great working relationship. He's down with us and our freaky reproductive problems. Hell, the guy actually figured us out and has helped us to conceive two kids. Maybe even three if we have the same success.
My Mom is coming over to babysit the kids. I'm looking forward to bringing a satchel full of magazines with me and reading every single one of them in the waiting room. I've groomed the hooch (you know you do before you go see your doctor, come on!). I've got my list o' questions ready for him. You know the list. 1. Do you really think we could have a third? 2. Hold my hand and tell me it will be alright 3. Are you sure your married? 4. My uterus won't explode? Wow! 5. Clomid again? Isn't that illegal or something? 6. This cyst on my ass, what can you do about it? 7. You aren't a dermatologist, too? 8. No Dildo cam today? You save that for IF treatments and early pregnancy? Darn.
Really, I'm looking forward to bragging on the fact that I'm still nursing. I'm already dreading the fact that he will probably make me wean before we ttc in July. Other than that, Just looking forward to seeing the wise doc and his staff today. No kids either, what a day it will be!
Wish me, the girls and Gina well!
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You are totally hilarious!!!
You crack me up!!!!! :)
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