Tuesday, March 03, 2009

Diarrhea, Cha, Cha, Cha!

I find this ironic that I'm posting about diarrhea after my last post titled "33 never felt so good!". I would have to argue that fact now. I honestly don't know how I have a colon left because the last three days have been filled with watery shit explosions from my rear. Yes, you read that right. I'm at my wits end with this diarrhea and I don't know what to do about it. My Mom called her family doctor and she suggested I drink pedialyte (lose the sugary gatorade) and snack on some saltines. At the moment I don't want to ingest anything because it either comes out of my rear in water format or up through a disgusting burp that tastes like rotten eggs. God, this really does sound like an 88 year old blogger posting this. I swear to you that I wouldn't post this if it weren't so life altering and disgusting at the moment. Someone save me. Dear God, Where are you today (and yesterday and Saturday??)???


Melissa said...

THink of the weight loss factor! Silver lining?

~Thought's By Dena~ said...

this is my first time visiting you blog and wow what an impression..heheheh Just kidding I do hope you get to feeling better SOON!!!