1. Work out at the YMCA. Watch your unsocialized three year old scream bloody murder as the nice lady drags him off into a room full of savage three year olds.
2. Take your children to McDonalds afterwards with your girlfriend and her two kids to enjoy a nice lunch filled with preschooler tantrums and baby screams. Not stressful at all. Nope.
3. Get rained in the McDonalds playarea. Monsoons hit and you're locked in.
4. Listen to babies scream because it is an hour past their naptimes while your toddlers battle it out like Gladiators in the slide tunnels.
5. Leave in the middle of the monsoons, get both kids soaked and yourself and come home to a filthy home that needs to be cleaned.
6. Surf the net instead of clean the house. Yup, that sounds great.
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2 comments:
oh wow! this all sounds like sooo much fun!! just about as fun as I was having yesterday, minus the rain!!!
your hilarious.
peace out,
j
Hey, I just had a similar day yesterday - made me feel better to know that mothers across the country are suffering, as well! :)
PS - can't find your IUI blog link...how's it goin?
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